I am an ordinary gal, who likes dark chocolate, red wine, sorghum beer, matcha lattes, a lunatic cat, a comfy bed, soul music, a good book, an interesting man with a great sense of humor and a canvas bag of yarn to make her day. I call my hobby CrippleMeCrochet. Yet, I do it anyway. Heck, I will need something to keep me busy in later years, even if it is complaining about my joints aching. I just keep getting older.
My biological clock is ticking because I put a rechargeable battery in it. I laugh so hard I need an inhaler. And finally, they do not call me the Frizzyhooker because I like having sex on shag rugs. It is just my usual *state of being.
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What the heck is an 18 hour bra? Does it fall off after its allotted time? Does it change into a pumpkin like Cinderella's coach? Please... someone explain!
My favorite fall/winter attire are tights. Tights of all colors. Those green tights were a delicious find last year but the tendency to let gravity pull them down after an hour or so in an office chairs weakens my joy.
11 comments:
18-hour bras are a lie. : - )
18-hour bras...what does that MEAN exactly? I need a new bra...
This post was effortless and perfect.
That was funny!
If you find a bra that is comfy for 18 hours please let me know.
So I am getting from everyone that the 18 hour bra is a lie????
I'm too booby to be comfy in any bra for 18 hours, but the flip side of that is I'm too booby to go without.
Short, sweet, and to the point!
What the heck is an 18 hour bra? Does it fall off after its allotted time? Does it change into a pumpkin like Cinderella's coach? Please... someone explain!
well you must live up north..we don't wear tights..only dancing ones i guess in Florida..i am cracking up
really enjoyed this..but if they made those tights..you wouldn't be able to pull them up...for real. LOL
DANG...sports bras are great for the girls...18 hrs of anything is too dang much..those hotties have to BREATHE
My favorite fall/winter attire are tights. Tights of all colors. Those green tights were a delicious find last year but the tendency to let gravity pull them down after an hour or so in an office chairs weakens my joy.
Those are beautiful tights, even if they do want to crawl off your bod and go do their own thing.
Time for me to shop for new underthings!
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