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I was absent during the last month of 2007. I had good reason. I wasn't sleeping. Too much energy to type a blog. I had two papers to complete. I was working on a report for work. My girlfriend needed me for a few days. I babysat my 8 year-old nephew for five days. He took over the computer. By Sunday the 6th, I was exhausted. I hadn't slept at all Saturday night so I decided to stay in bed all day. I tried to write a blog but I was Funky. I would not advise that you do this. I had clothes to wash. My hair resembled a tumbleweed. I needed to dust and vacuum. But what really bothered me. What really got under my skin.... Is this. One day, I told my nephew to tie his shoes. He tucked his laces inside of his boots. I said with a chuckle, "That is not tying your shoes, that is hiding your laces." He informed me that he did not know how to tie his shoes. So for five days, I tied his shoes for him. My roommate, suggested that I teach him the bunny-rabbit method. I reasoned with her that if he doesn't know how to tie his shoes by now, I am not going to try to teach him. It was easier just to tie them myself. When his father picked him up, I asked about the shoe thing. He was astonished. He declared that "of course," he knew how to tie his shoes. Then he asked, "Are you telling me that you have been tying his shoes all week?" I pitifully answered, "yes." I learned from friends that you can't pass kindergarten without tying your shoes. That little boy tricked me and I was too tired to catch it. His father told me that he had been "Playing" me. I guess, he really wasn't depressed from doing his homework and those water works were designed soften me. it worked. When he started crying while doing his homework, I sent him to play. Heck, I bought him a video game because I felt bad for him. I figured that he was stressed out....... I told his father not to send children to me with homework to complete. Besides my inability to effectively watch a minor child, I have had a lot of trouble with electric devices. first, there is the garage door. Every winter it acts a fool. it will not shut. As if some imaginary child is standing under it. Imagine, me in my cold car pressing the opener ten, maybe 12 times before I give up, exit the car and shut it from inside the garage. Oh, should I just leave it open? Right, the last time that happened, a stray cat got caught in there and I am now paying $300 in emergency room bills. After much cursing and pressing, I learned that some sequences of button pressing will permit the door to shut. At this point, you are probably asking, "Why didn't you read the manual or call someone?" If you have read my blog for long, then you know that I am not a manual reader. Service calls start at $85 and I can just shut the door from the inside for that much. Anyway, if I press the little button then the big button or is it the other way around... not sure but it will eventually close on its own. Second, was electric blanket. I noticed this winter that if I lay on one side of my bed I feel a draft on my face. If I lay on the other side then there is no draft. I also noticed that the other side of the bed is colder. I figured this out by kicking my foot over to the right side and it was warm while the left foot was not. Hmmmmm. My $90 electric Sunbeam blanket was broken. I was hurt. it has dual controls. I tried everything. I turned the left side up, turned the right side down. turned it off, Turned it back on. Nothing worked. then I unplugged it. That worked. I bet that advice was in the manual. Now, I just have to figure out where the draft begins, since it clearly ends at my mattress. Writing of drafts. I took my new car into the dealership because I could not figure out the whole "Auto" heat feature. I drove to 2.5 hours away and I was freezing during most of the car ride. I couldn't understand why the car did not compensate for the cold. I carpooled and I was embarrassed that the passenger kept remarking how cold she was. New car, cold car. The service guy at that dealership told me that because of some stupid law, there must always be a flow of fresh air into the car. Seriously. the flow of fresh air, is making my legs freeze, is not picked up by the car's internal thermostat and is pissing me off. Here is your tour of my chilly, periwinkle Vue. Here she is. Periwinkle. So much for these vents. Go Browns! She is still clean. Oops, spoke too soon.

Frizzy Hooker Yarn Stash Afghan Blanket Now if I could just finish this one! I B Knitty Great Escape Cape I am so lazy. It has been almost done for two weeks. Baby Blanket About 8 inches completed. This is the close-up of the design. Knotted Openwork Shawl Still working on it. Frizzy Reader

The Strangest Things Happen to Me

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This is what I want you to consider. I drove 2 hours immediately after work to attend a training from 8 pm to 10 pm. Paid $20 for materials and probably $60 in mileage. The next day the training began at 8 am. The second half of the training began at 2 pm and ended at 4 pm. This video was used to illustrate the roles of those being trained. The trainer received the official PowerPoint a few days before the training. She informed us that she had been forced to scale it down by 50% for our time frame. She would use interactive exercises so as not to bore us with the PPT. For this, I was appreciative. Death by PowerPoint is not what I want my obituary to read. The woman represented the (let's say) HR director where you work. The little girl is the manager. The man is the reference/person/policy that would disrupt the hiring process. The police car represents the regional manager. The man at the end of the video represents that district manager (who reports to the regional manager). Now watch the video. What did YOU learn from the video about the role of the HR director? I am not making this up. People were actually engaged in discussion. Others were laughing so hard their eyes were watering. I was appalled. Someone told me that she wished she had been a fly on the wall when the trainer sat in front of her computer and said to herself, "I have the perfect video for this portion of the training." I ripped the trainer up in my evaluation and made a phone call. Just to make my week just as interesting as my weekend, I found a stray kitten that had been trapped in my garage while I was gone. Monday night it begins howling. I tried to catch in order to get rid of it for good. Lydia, my neighbor, who keeps feeding the strays has been catching them and getting them fixed at the Vet's or taking them to the Humane Society. Well, it bit me and bit me good. I had to go to the emergency room ($50 co-pay) in order to get a script for antibiotics. I talked them out of a rabies shot. She has been feeding them for two years. They have no need to go roaming around and catching rabies. Of course, I let Lydia know that she has caused me harm. Her daughter and I pleaded with her to stop feeding the strays out of her garage. To illustrate my point, I bled on her rug. No more knitting/crocheting for me for a minute... :: Update Lydia informed me today when I arrived home from work that the cat is still in garage. She heard it howling today. Funny, when she told me this she had cat food in her hand and was on her way to her garage. Do you see the irony? This is all her fault..... Today, I was in my car doing things that might make a man stare while sitting at the railroad crossing. They were the type of gestures, I will do when I am alone or with really good female friends. I looked to my right and I see this guy staring, wide mouthed at me. I politely smile and drove off. At the next traffic signal, he aligns his car with mine and holds up his cell phone. He is mouthing some words......Riyeeet...... I turned my head and began applying lotion to my hands in the sexiest manner possible. That was worth my $120 weekend.

Frizzy Hooker Yarn Stash Afghan Blanket This one is coming along. I am excited to have found a way to get rid of my yarn stash and have fun with it. I B Knitty Great Escape Cape I am forced to redo the entire collar. So much for my following the directions. Knotted Openwork Shawl This is really wide. Might be more of a blanket.