At work today we discussed creating new training sessions for our student employees.
It became a giggle fest as we presented topics to cover.
I will share them with you as I wrote them down with our commentary.
|Not what the designer intended|
Clothes should fit the current weight of the wearer.That Freshman 15 does a number on some of our workers and their understanding of garment sizing.
Name badges should be worn so we know that you are actually working and not hanging out. It keeps us from bothering unceasingly.
No shirts with vulgar slogans, however clever.
Find your natural waist
Furthermore, tights are not pants unless you are into Cosplay and it is Dress Up Day as Robin Hood at work. Seriously, leave something to the imagination and keep the jeggings at home.
Cell phone conversations should remain private and not shared with everyone around you. No one cares and don't make us.
There are no such things as breaks when you work less than 5 hours a day. Take care of your errands before you arrive for work.
|No one needs you to pick up lunch|
Speaking of errands, do not call staff members to do special favors for them on your way into the office- if you are going to be late just call and admit it. You are not fooling anyone.
No hanging out in staff members offices while on the clock. Get busy or clock out. We have earned the right to "meditate" in our cubicles for a few minutes a day. You have not earned the right to join us.
Don't plan appointments while on the clock without permission. This is your job and you have no office.
|Only if you are a lifeguard|
No shower shoes (seriously). If it has a tab in the bottom of it for the thong, then they belong in the locker room or the pool not in the office.
Don't make us find you, you will not like it when we do - Use the in and out board and follow your schedule.
|Maybe you over did it.|